An apology to Pop

When I got home from work yesterday evening and told you that I had spent the afternoon in a three-way videocon, I didn't mean that I had had myself filmed having sex with two other people.


I meant that I had been in a videoconference with colleagues from London and Belfast simultaneously, and there was a split screen, and that made it really quite exciting (for about the first thirty seconds).


I know you're disappointed. Sorry.


I'll try very hard to think of something equally alluring - but non-pornographic - to get you for Christmas.

The Editor