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The collected opinions of an august and aristocratic personage who, despite her body having succumbed to the ravages of time, yet retains the keen intellect, mordant wit and utter want of tact for which she was so universally lauded in her younger days. Being of a generation unequal to the mysterious demands of the computing device, Lady Bracknell relies on the good offices of her Editor for assistance with the technological aspects of her journal.

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Saturday, November 01, 2008

An apology to Pop

When I got home from work yesterday evening and told you that I had spent the afternoon in a three-way videocon, I didn't mean that I had had myself filmed having sex with two other people.

I meant that I had been in a videoconference with colleagues from London and Belfast simultaneously, and there was a split screen, and that made it really quite exciting (for about the first thirty seconds).

I know you're disappointed. Sorry.

I'll try very hard to think of something equally alluring - but non-pornographic - to get you for Christmas.

The Editor


Blogger Dame Honoria Glossop said...

"Having sex with two other people"?
With your back?

9:19 pm  
Blogger Lady Bracknell said...

It has to be said that he wasn't thinking very clearly just at that precise moment...

9:23 pm  

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