Air on a G string
Lady Bracknell is given by her editor to understand that she has today been sent an electronic communication entitled,
"Used g-strings for sale".
Given that Lady Bracknell is sadly deficient in the musical accomplishments traditional to those of her age and class, and therefore has no need for a g-string - used or new - she has instructed her editor to delete said electronic communication unread.
"Used g-strings for sale".
Given that Lady Bracknell is sadly deficient in the musical accomplishments traditional to those of her age and class, and therefore has no need for a g-string - used or new - she has instructed her editor to delete said electronic communication unread.
4 Comments:
Used?
Hath thomeone been playing a thong on it?
Damn that Glossop woman. I was going to say that.
However, she's always quick to lyrically wax on this subject.
Hmmm... Perhaps the lady who makes jewelry with spunk in it has a use for this item.
The music of the spheres meets the comedy of the hairs.
"...playing a thong" quite droll indeed.
NOTE: Yes, Lady , the infirmity of years doth suchith much.
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