Lady Bracknell's editor generally prides herself on her ability to defeat the mighty Google search engine by two falls and a submission, but it is Dude the chauffeur who must take the dubious credit for unearthing the deeply bizarre Tamponcrafts
website. Readers of a sensitive disposition are advised to particularly avoid the disturbing bloody tampon heart earrings
which allow the wearer to "display both your romantic sentiments and your menstrual pride". (Lady Bracknell would like to make it abundantly clear at this juncture that she herself is entirely devoid
of "menstrual pride". Further, even were she replete with "menstrual pride", she would not choose to display it in combination with any romantic sentiments she might be harbouring. She would, she feels sure, wish to keep the two things entirely separate.)
However, even the tastelessness of tampon crafts pales into comparitive insignificance once one is reeling from one's first encounter with the quite staggeringly unpleasant Crochet My Crotch
Had Lady Bracknell been toying with the idea of becoming what she believes is termed "computer literate" - for example for the purposes of continuing to add to her blog while the editor is away sampling the bright lights of London - the knowledge that it might be possible to stumble across such sites by accident would be more than sufficient to change her mind.