C is for...
.... congratulations to the extremely talented gentleman who has created the politically incorrect alphabet.
Persons of a sensitive disposition are advised not to click on the above link. Those of a rather more robust frame of mind - a category into which Lady Bracknell would like to think the majority of her regular readers fall - are recommended to visit the site forthwith, as long as they promise faithfully not to desert Lady Bracknell's humble scribblings as a result, and live out the rest of their days volunteering further taboo subjects for The Headmaster to illustrate in a comical fashion.
Post Script: is it just Lady Bracknell's fancy, or does the little chap in the illustration above bear an almost uncanny resemblance to young Master Marmite?