Ill-advised T-shirt slogans #1
"I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'm happy to take a look"
Quite apart from the fact that wearing that is absolutely guaranteed to reduce your evidently already-unimpressive pulling powers, you also run the risk that a woman with an evil sense of humour will accost you, and say:
"Look, I know you're not a real gynaecologist, but I simply haven't had time to go the doctor, and I'm really quite dreadfully worried about this unpleasant, green discharge. Would you mind terribly just having a look at it for me?"
(I didn't, as it happens. But possibly only because it didn't occur to me until several days later.)
Quite apart from the fact that wearing that is absolutely guaranteed to reduce your evidently already-unimpressive pulling powers, you also run the risk that a woman with an evil sense of humour will accost you, and say:
"Look, I know you're not a real gynaecologist, but I simply haven't had time to go the doctor, and I'm really quite dreadfully worried about this unpleasant, green discharge. Would you mind terribly just having a look at it for me?"
(I didn't, as it happens. But possibly only because it didn't occur to me until several days later.)
The Editor
posted by
Lady Bracknell | Tuesday, March 24, 2009
5 Comments:
I think you'd be better off going to a proper doctor, Lady B.
What if he'd said OK?
That's precisely why I'd never have had the nerve to do it.
But I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when some braver soul did...
what is that: consult some physician.
I really admire this, I mean it really looks interesting!
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